Maths? That's it is it? Maths? Thats what you're selling? How about YOU use maths to sort out the NHS and then we'll talk. Dicknose.

Full band shows this Spring: 11th March - St Leonards - The Piper 6th April - Night Owl - Birmingham 8th April - London - Strongroom, Le Beat Bespoke Festival 9th April - Windsor - The Hope 4th May - Hertford - Hertford Club Fuzz, acid, flowers & psychedelic pop

Lewis Collins gets absolutely plastered on TISWAS. This is what we want!

Fantastic show at The Sound Lounge last night in Sutton. Then to top it all we got to sit and chat with Robert Elms in person, what an absolute gentleman.

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A photo of the worst M&S sandwich of all time.

We've only gone and got a gig! Monday August 28, Main Stage at the Carshalton Fair, down south west London way! Come on down and see some old folk making fools of themselves... Here's us at the very same place 32 years ago!

Staggeringly good festival in Sutton. So good in fact, I felt inspired to cover a ukulele in leaves. Head to Folk In The Park for details...

Diced chicken breast dusted with Cajun seasoning accompanied with diced chorizo sautéed in olive oil & a knob of garlic butter on a bed of British salad covered in Puglian extra virgin olive oil & Balsamic Vinegar from Modena if you’re not on a diet perfect with a Baked Potato 🤩

Last of the Summer Heroin

Thanks to everyone who said nice things about volume 2 of the Kitchen Sink series. I thought I’d do a little giveaway thingy. If you’d like a print of any of the nine below then give this a retweet and I’ll pick a couple of people at random later this week.

Favourite advertising jingles 2 . Birds Eye potatoe waffles (from the 70’s)

This is an extremely rare opportunity to get hold of a copy of the first volume of Brits & Pieces. It was limited to 500 copies and made it to no.54 in the charts. It contains 18 quality tracks, some of which haven't been on physical format before, Thank you Sound&Vision-Art

#TerenceAlexander needs to be rid of two SPARE TYRES (1967) left in the garden of his new house at 7:25pm on #TPTV

Could you please spare a second to help our small independent business by liking/Retweeting with your followers.I know some of you cool cats already do and regularly, I do see it and I do appreciate every share you make…Thank you x ❤️

Out of office is on!

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It seems the new groups are concerned 😃 I love this footage (that I’ve just seen on Facebook) of Paul (Simonon) with a couple of young Clash fans singing ‘Guns Of Brixton’ ❤️

Ok you lovely lot.Can I ask a small favour please? I have 3k followers and I know most of you will just ignore this and that’s okay, 🙂 to the ones that will, could I ask for a quick retweet of this please 🙏 massive thanks to everyone.Billy x