Whenever I catch a glimpse of some weird ass filter on tiktok I know it's going to be a new biscuit variation before the sound even begins.

The 7 year olds i teach are unfazed by horror films but if my 32 year old ass watches them I gotta leave a light on at night

HOW IS IT ALMOST NOVEMBER ALREADY

Halloween time at an elementary school is my favorite time. The superhero costumes with the fake muscles get me EVERY. TIME. 😭

Why do I get emotional at the most inopportune times? I cried when the insurance guy asked if I was electing for cancer coverage and it was real uncomfortable for both of us lol

We may be one of the only districts having school today but at least there wasn't any traffic on my way to work 🤷‍♀️🙄

New trigger: cologuard commercials. And paramount+ LOVES PLAYING THEM 🙃

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I hate coats. I hate how bulky they are. I hate how my backpack doesn't stay on. I hate having to take it off inside and carry it around everywhere. Coats are the worst. Winter is the worst.

My entire fyp is paramore tour footage. She looks so happy and she's having the best time. I'm so hyped for july!!!

HAPPY NEW Bryce Avary DAY EVERYONE!!!!

Tell me how first grade gets to do stations more than any other grade yet they have the WORST time following the directions 🙄🙄

HISD has canceled again tomorrow. It's looking like PISD will probably not 😭 honestly I need the rehearsal time but I'll never complain about extra days off 😅

I kept my emotions in check for nearly 6 months but now whenever someone else is going through it I lose my damn shit. I very rarely lose it over my own shit. But tell me YOUR family member is sick and I will be inconsolable. My triggers are just fuckin weird rn

I was never very open with many Baylor people on why I took my semester off back in the day, but getting vulnerable on the internet about it and hearing 2 professors whom I respect very much validating that choice made my heart happy

I have recently learned it's not normal to feel guilty about unequal use of inanimate objects? So you're telling me y'all don't put the most recently used thing on the bottom of the stack so that none are left out??

I wore a Bryce Avary tee under a flannel with all black vans and my kids keep saying "teacher, you look like rock and roll!" 🤘🤘