Yeah, I've decided I want to be a zillionaire.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.

Is the weather is hot today or it's just me?

How are you 23 years old and you're using Union Bank or Wema Bank?

Nigerian govt 🤝🏿 Rice

There's something beautiful about being loved wholly, correctly, and unconditionally.

I cannot fail; there's too much at stake

"You no sabi drive" A mad driver telling another mad driver on Lagos road

I pray that in the difficult times, you never forget all that God has done for you.

By God's grace

There's a spirit behind grapes😩

So.... Emily in Italy?

I greet you "Good morning", you replied with "Morning". No problem, na me mess up😒

I'm yet to understand why people eat periwinkle

Yup! But the way you will suffer to close just one deal? Oh, God!

My Father-In-Law: How's my baby girl doing? Me:

Surprised to see that Jimmy Fallon is 50. Interesting!

What in God's name is ofada rice swallow? We need to stop some of these food bloggers at this point😩