it's a lay on ur back with ginger ale in ur mouth and pretend you're mount vesuvius massacring the people of pompeii kinda night

finished up the first part of the sleeve the white on my inner elbow hurt so fucking bad but it was worth it thank you LEX 👹 TΛT SLINGING SLΛSHER 😭

“Where did all my milk go?” The engorged one:

more junji ito on jared today 😎

it's been over a year already omg 🙀

my girlfriend and i are both in stem with high GPAs but still solve our laptop issues like this (this found us the solution btw)

fucked up in the crib playing balala❗️🃏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #balatro

is there a way to make going to school forever my job

i cant lie, silksong was pretty good!

growing up is realizing that your parents are fucking liars and there are in fact a LOT of people who put a whole sleeve of crackers in their chicken noodle soup #CrackerGate

im all for the abolishment of gender roles or whatever but i think it will always be a mans duty to pirate the sims dlc for his girlfriend

true love is sending your partner a voice memo of your stomach growling for 20 seconds straight and they think it's awesome

my girlfriend embroidered me this hollow knight sweatshirt for christmas and even "hid" grubs on it to find like in the game 😭 love her so much tay

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES