it must've taken a long time to jack off all trades

Thursday mate👍

nevermind... this stupid plastic chud already crashed it... fuck! how unfortunate. fuck my life bro. i'm going for a walk...

die haben ihn auf den stuhlgesetzt weil er die heightmogged btw

wow. thank god i turned that barely noticable pimple into an open wound

Very sick today and every time my husband takes my temperature he likes to pretend I’m a cow and he’s euthanizing me

#pvz #pvzfanart #plantsvszombies

"Life is not a video game"

Wait a minute

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

You do not need to generate an ai grok video from the screenshot of an actual movie. There's a clip! They filmed it!! they already move!!

Average linux experience

you guys made it happen, now it's here ♡ i worked with UwU Market to bring you all some super cute merch, i hope you like it!!