"are you busy tomorrow?" my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me

“i asked grok” “i asked chat gpt” well i asked sovereign and he said that you exist because they allow it, and you will end because we demand it

Oh my heart broke again

i’m so sorry Rainn for exposing us at the con. forgive me. #IYKYK #Coldplay #RainnWilson

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

"who is the pretty little white girl in the sparkles that brought out Earth, Wind, & Fire?" "that's Sabrina Carpenter. she sings Espresso." "😀" (old girl doesn't know it by this title) "you call it THINKIN BOUT ME" "ohhh yes she's adorable okay I would like to officially

My roman empire is RPGs with romance mechanics

you guys only hate solas because he did everything he’s accused of

If you're not happy without a partner, you won't be happy with one. Happiness comes from playing Mass Effect, not from relationships.

I’m such a stupid fucking moron [remembering I’m supposed to work on negative self-talk] I’m such a silly fucking billy

...are you KIDDING ME? 💀💀

The final trailer for 'FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2' has officially been released! Source: youtu.be/26XE8wVM0og?si… #FNAF #FNAFMovie #FNAFMovie2 #FiveNightsAtFreddys #FNAF2Movie #Universal #Blumhouse

hey dude. I noticed your critique of the film lies not with the movie as it exists, but rather as a desire for it to be a different work entirely. your Serious Person card has been revoked and someone will be coming by later to kill you

A strange video is going viral showing a group of friends laughing while they record what they think might be a "skinwalker." In the clip, there are two dogs - one is outside the door acting completely normal. But the other dog is inside the house, standing very still, with

the baddies who played the nurses in silent hill rehearsing for their roles, 2006. they all attended diva academy and herstory was made.

Dang

just jumped over the moon

cow says trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Come outside.