Y''all called COVID "Kung Flu" years ago. So it's fair to call this outbreak "Freedom Flu".

They’re doing DEI for dipshits

the problem with puppy play is she gets to be the dog and im supposed to, what, fuck the dog?

Wow...the Atlanta measles outbreak was caused by...wait for it...an unvaccinated dipshit. Welcome to Darwin's Waiting Room, you dumb fucks.

saw sabrina carpenter with black hair and almost had to call out of work

Trump is a traitor and in a few years his grave will be a public urinal.

despite only making up 28% of the population, Republicans make up 67% of pedo politicians

What's that plank? You want me to do *WHAT* to Elon Musk? Okay, if you say so!

so what does it say that he dressed you like a lil sailor boy

To all Americans, the best thing you can do during economically uncertain times is go to the bank and demand to withdraw all your money.

Bitches don’t suck balls anymore that’s the problem.

Y’all never currently with the men y’all speak highly of and that’s a funny observation

This is from when you hid from the January 6th mob. You know the criminals that Donald pardoned.

If you’re mad that people are making fun of tel aviv getting bombed consider that god promised me these jokes 3000 years ago

Bro a knee fetish is 100 times worse then liking feet

A lion doesn't concern herself with bras and panties