Tried to find out about emergency. Maybe Gov Perry got stopped for speeding.

From the esteemed Herbert Spencer: "Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage.'"

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@janeowenwhite Welcome back. Maybe being a pet owner is the way to go.

To my sister on turning 50: enjoy it, because you could be my age.

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No one today could ever guess this area was once Comancheria. We could use a Comanche raiding party around here to get things moving.

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Whenever I read phrases such as "brutal slaying" and "safe haven" and I want to "flee on foot."

Why do they put Braille on the drive thru bank machines?

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