A solid start to pre-season 💪💯 The Reds beat Aston Villa at Carrington this afternoon, thanks to quality goals from Leah and Gabby 👏

how i look watching wnj

‘so just hypothetically will you be the death of me’ is such a banger of a lyric

how do people look so effortlessly cool i’m so jealous

i didn’t have my glasses on and thought this was andy herrera and jack gibson 😭

what does this say about me

i love when i see comments like ‘james marriott doesn’t have a single song u need to open a mosh pit for’ have u heard of joy. or whimsy. u could open a mosh pit to limbs if you’re imaginative enough!!!!!

this is how I look when i watch dan and phil

THEY GOT SKIPS HELL YEAH

I DREAMED OF DAYS LIKE THIS

EVERYONE SHUT UP MY SHOWS ON

never complaining about anything ever again this was amazing

i wasn't expecting him to match james' freak 😭

yeah valid reaction

james smelling “like a cat” was maybe the worst part of that video and they were literally drinking out of date drinks

fainting twerking punching a lamp

trying to decide on a potential new username because lowkey i don’t fuck with this one anymore

he asked me my name and i fully forgot and just stared at him until he asked me something else so this makes james marriott the first man i’ve ever stumbled over 😭

do you ever think you’re following people who always pop up on your tl and then realise that you aren’t because i’ll regularly think people have soft blocked me and then i’m like actually i think i just forgot to follow them

no context drunk texts