I be like "I needed that laugh" whole time it was something I said

I'm in a place where only genuine love can reach me

I just want money not a job

I'm too clingy for a talking stage fr

My toxic trait is putting leftovers in the fridge knowing I'm never touching it again

If I ask what time it is don't tell me anything about no quarters dimes or nickels

Some of y'all be evil and messy af but in school to be a nurse? Okay.

Gum do NOT work for everybody some of y'all need to chew a Tide Pod

Tacos don't stand a chance around me

People are so shady that's why I literally keep my business to myself idc I ain't telling the color socks I got on idgaf

I really wanna enjoy life next year, I'm tired of this survival mode

Whenever I'm mad I wanna run outside and lift a house up into the air

I want everyone to erase me from their memory. Unknow me. And leave me alone.

Please do hesitate to contact me

Idc how many hints you give me, I'll still play dumb until you say it yourself.

If rn isn't for us, I hope you never find true love.

If I knew how to back flip that'd be my response to everything

People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my desire to go home

The worst goodbyes are the ones that never got said.

Lower the retirement age to 30. I've had enough