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Statler and Waldorf

@firedstatwald

Parody account. Not affiliated with Disney, Marvel, DC, ABC or anybody else, including YOU! Pronouns: They, Them, Those Jerks

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calendar_today05-10-2012 03:40:18

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You've been a very appreciative audience for our japes and quips during this movie! We'd joke that we're here all week, but we're not, we're usually here once a week. #Svengoolie

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PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT Nobody! Watching Svengoolie has taught us that Perry Mason didn't like British people on his show! #Svengoolie

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A reminder that after WWII, Christopher Lee was part of a group that tracked down Nazi war criminals. Imagine being an escaped Nazi creep hearing Christopher Lee say" "You are under arrest...Come with me...Now." #svengoolie

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It kinds of takes the suspense out when we've all seen this story made and remade and remade so many times on Svengoolie! #svengoolie

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"Sir, I tried to stop this Van Helsing chap from getting confidential informaiton, but he overpowered me by putting money on my desk." #Svengoolie