Votin’ for Biden just because you don’t like Trump, is like eatin’ a turd just because you don’t like broccoli. Merica.

70 million pissed off Republicans. 0 cities destroyed. Think about that one for a minute. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

I feel like I've watched baseball for 408 hours straight since Opening Day, and in no way am I mad about it. #baseball #MiamiMarlins #MLB

*curb alert* "You look trashy, take my trash!"

EXCITING EXCITING NEWS‼️ Very deserving honor to be considered and even more to be chosen! Congratulations Matti!!

Just another Manek Monday. #NCAAChampionship

It's Opening Day! Ready for another Miami Marlins season! #MiamiMarlins #MLB #MLBOpeningDay

Shohei Ohtani is the greatest player to ever play in the MLB. #ProveMeWrong

If the Twins will pay Emilio Pagan $3.5M to have an 8.59 ERA, I think I still have a shot at being a professional pitcher. #MinnesotaTwins

Michael Vick is still the most dynamic player in NFL history. #NFL #NFLDraft

Name a better sports broadcaster than Sean McDonough. Don't worry, I'll wait. #GOAT

Savanah Bananas are the most annoying baseball team of all time. "ThatsNotBaseball

Nikola Jokic wasn't allowed to win a 3rd straight MVP because Michael Jordan never did it. #FightMe #TheRealGoat

I never even knew Colorado University had a football team, but I absolutely hate them now.

The Vikings have a QB with a knee injury. So what do we do? Trade for a guy that's had 2 knee injuries. We so smart! #Teddy #Bradford #Vikes

When I say "I'm broke" it doesn't mean I have $0, it just means I have responsibilities to handle before wastin' money on dumb stuff.

Watching LiveTicket.Tv in Yankton cheering on my brother, Adam Fink and Mt. Vernon! #Frogs

Watching LiveTicket.Tv again from Yankton. Let's go Dell Rapids Mudcats

So there I was, pissing on a fish trying to keep it alive.... #wet #air