Parents really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

In America they think the president is dead because of an app showing a spike in pizza orders

the type of peace i want

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

Ferris wheels are scarier than roller coasters yall are NUTS

sorry I’m being quiet I just realized that the eel from super Mario 64 is the reason I’m scared of the ocean

Damn that chopper is giving it to that car

okay but WHOSE property

if you pack your joint too tight just poke a hole down the center with a toothpick

Insanely bad yeah

entertainment for the smooth brained

Ashley Reese fuckin mcdonald’s playplace ass house

Filming or talking about your baptism should make it null and void with the lord

What’s impressive about them psychically please be specific

running through my house pretending to be a home intruder to see if I’d make it before I shot myself

I love Alden Ehrenreich in Beautiful Creatures but the accent was a choice

brb touching the wall of magical sin forgiveness

New look at Grogu!

differing gravity has an effect on the way we look at natural phenomena on other planets or you’re right it’s aliens