$RDDT

What if a bomb dropped on ya head rn?

Margin called

I just realized I'm willfully reading government documents after work

Civilization inflection point where so much of the economy is fraud that enforcing laws would kill billions

Now that the S&P is back to flat YTD, great time to bring back this classic reminder about markets

All you need is to get a little lucky

gas station hazelnut coffee, a marlboro red, 50 mile an hour winds, and this

That person you text who won’t let you get a fucking word out even though they literally must be seeing the three bubbles

Ts too easy

They are making anime-style pharmacy commercials. We are so fucking gone it’s not even funny

CENTCOM boys keep winning

I think it is now safe to say that Israel and Iran are at war, and it appears like Israel is pushing for regime change in Iran.

There are a couple of tattoos that one-shot a woman as a future potential partner. Butterfly on your collarbone? Kick rocks

Retvrn

So wild to be flipping through the news channels and it’s just a bunch of slack-jawed people talking about the “no kings” protests. Israel and Iran are flinging missiles at each other RIGHT NOW you fucking simpletons. Show me that

Does feel like Netanyahu is outwitting Trump in a game of chess