On this day 7 years ago, I landed in Florida to spend the rest of my life with this woman. After 39yrs of separation we made it back together again. It's a pretty good gig we've got going so far. Without this day we wouldn't be Alfie (Fatty) Polly (Pedrina) Pupturds parents!!

Let’s get this party started. Got (4) of these mini helmets signed by Jason Kelce. We’ll give away one during each quarter of the game. RT for a chance to win.

Go Birds! 🦅

Happy Mother's Day to the woman who makes this home a home. Alfie (Fatty) Polly (Pedrina) Pupturds love and appreciate all you do!!

If you want your skin to feel amazing, try the probiotic moisturizer! You only need a tiny bit and the scent is wonderful.

A year ago Jeffery Steele, Angie Aparo, and I wrote this song to honor those who gave all. Without them, we wouldn’t have freedom. We owe them everything.

Called. Served. Taken. Let us never forget.

Happy 3rd birthday to these two Alfie (Fatty) Polly (Pedrina) Pupturds !! You really lead a ruff life. A special thanks goes out to Catturd ™ and Sweetie, Smiles, and Pedro for all the joy they've brought to the oasis.

Happy 6th Anniversary to my wife, the gal who keeps the oasis running like a well-oiled machine for me and Alfie (Fatty) Polly (Pedrina) Pupturds . We're a few years away from being 17 again, but you still make me feel young. Love you.

So good.

249 years, and still the best gig going today. Happy 4th of July to this great Nation.

We're in!! Time to update my T-shirt.

A Big Happy Birthday to my far better half!! Me and Alfie (Fatty) Polly (Pedrina) Pupturds thank you for tolerating our asses on a day in and day out basis. You don't age somehow. Love you, Sweetheart.

3 years ago today was gotcha day!! Thanks Catturd ™ for choosing us. This is the best gig ever being Alfie (Fatty) Polly (Pedrina) Pupturds Dad.

I just wanted to take a moment to thank you all for the warm birthday wishes. You made this old dad of Alfie (Fatty) Polly (Pedrina) Pupturds so special. Hope to see you in Nashville for Turdstock.

Today at 1pm, tune in right here on my X channel for a musical livestream with huge names and talent! This is Turdstock III...Yes, the name is hilarious, and yes, this will be all positive and fun:) Remember fun? We could use more of that right now🤠 Catturd ™ Redneck Riviera

This man is a musical genius and the rest of the world needs to know it. He also is one kindest, gentlest humans on the planet. Go forth and find Angie Aparo now. You can thank me later.

Happy New Year to all!! Make your Chapter 2026 worth reading.

On this date 8 years ago, I flew into TPA at 1am to start a new life with my high school sweetheart. That day, our beloved Eagles won the Super Bowl. We've lived a magical life ever since and added 2 freeloaders to the mix. Alfie (Fatty) Polly (Pedrina) Pupturds Mom and me are blessed.

Doggie needs a good home. Please retweet to get the word out.