Today is only Tuesday? I thought it was Wednesday 🥺

Honestly, laugh cries are needed. I have a lot of emotions to process and that would be helpful 😅

It's 3 am

I’m probably gonna catch heat for this:

While I agree that travel is great for broadening horizons and trying new things, saying “You *need* to travel to XYZ” or assigning moral value to travel is a luxury that alienates people living in poverty who can barely survive at home.

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OK this isn't a cruise situation but it does sound eerily familiar....

I'm standing on a very specific street corner downtown in the pouring rain waiting for my bestie to pick me up.... I'm never downtown.

Is there anywhere more obnoxious to stand than literally where everyone wants to pick up their drink?

Omg I'm upside down turtle!

Reposting this because everyone needs to see how pathetic some men are.

Got cupping done all over my back, bottom AND chest and arms. And moving cups on my neck so now I'm bruised all over, complete with hickeys

Such a funny joke.

...

Not.

Also, not a joke. But good effort trying to pass it off as one?

I want pink lemonade gummies. But I have none. What do I do?

I want more snacks. Coincidently, it's midnight.

It's not called midnight snack for nothing. I don't make the rules.

I can't believe that people think I'm chaotic. I'm not chaotic.

Tell me about a weird food combo that you love and that I have to try.

Ok my homework is officially now a group project. All hands on deck. Now, who wants to do the research, who’s divvying up the roles? Who is doing the proof reading?

Also I need a cheerleader. Who's holding the pom poms.