A Dog's Purpose 2: Dogs keep reincarnating. They recognize their own immortality. There’s no stopping them. They take over the earth.

Storks 2: The storks struggle to keep up with demand. Parents want 8 kids at once. They don’t want a family They want a reality TV show.

Search for Spock 2 Spock clones himself again with the Genesis project He mind melds his memories over He is immortal All hail god Spock

Trolls II: No one wants to eat the trolls anymore. Their population explodes. They outpace their food sources. Famine kills them all.

The 10 Commandments 2: People find too many loopholes. God makes 10 new rules. Don't double dip. Text, don't call, or go to hell.

Rogue One 2: All the characters are dead. They come back as Force ghosts to haunt those who forgot their heroism. No one recognizes them.

The Sandlot 2: The next generation of kids grows up next to the sandlot. They stay inside by themselves playing Xbox. The end.

The same plot as the Matrix, only the Matrix runs Windows. The system crashes on its own. The human race is saved by shitty programming.

A movie where everything explodes for two hours for no reason. Oh, wait. That exists. It's every action movie ever.

A movie where humans escape their fences and chase innocent, terrified dinosaurs.

An M. Night Shymalan movie where the twist is that you wasted 2 hours of your life watching a bad movie.

A movie that's just a blank screen because the camera guy didn't take off the lens cap but they put it in theaters anyway and call it art.

A movie where the previews just run for the full two hours and no one minds since they're better than movies anyway

A Star Wars movie where both sides have a Death Star and the hunt for each other in a cat-and-mouse game could end the galaxy.

That classic movie you've always loved, but with all the genders swapped.

A movie where the actors pay to watch you.

An entire movie about Luke Skywalker on an island by himself. It's just two hours him milking things. At the end, he makes cheese.

Jaws, but the whole movie is from the shark's perspective. A guy's got to eat.

A documentary about making documentaries.

A remake of Top Gun from the perspective of the Soviet pilot who gets flipped off