You can lie to me but you can’t lie to god.

me in the mornings trying not to fall asleep again:

La envidia mata

Some people are just disrespectful. Pero a esos tipos de personas se les va pagar igual en el futuro. 👁️

life is simple care less, do you.

She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk

I’ve never had allergies until now, this shit sucks my eyes feel swollen and my nose been itching all day

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If I care about you, trust I’m going to give you advice and knowledge I’ve learned from all my experiences whenever you ask.

Nobody: Mexicans during a global internet outage:

Hurricane Helene devastated Asheville, North Carolina. Where is Biden? Where is Kamala? The Biden-Harris administration paid $8 billion to Zelensky. So how many dollars do our disaster areas get? #Helene #ashevilleflooding #HurricaneHelene

this.

It takes a village #ashevilleflooding #Asheville #Tennesseeflooding #Tennessee #NorthCarolinaFlood #NorthCarolinaFlooding #NorthCarolinaFloods #NorthCarolina #HurricaneHelene #HurricaneHelenevictims #Hurricane

LMAO Cardi B's teleprompter was broken and she had no idea what to do for over a minute until someone ran on the stage to give her a phone to read off. Holy embarrassing.

California is the most corrupt voting system in the US. When I voted in Glendale CA today, I refused to confirm my information was accurate, but the polling officials still had to trust me and issue a ballot. I asked the polling official to check my ID, and she simply said, “I

Imagine being high as F and this comes on the TV