It only takes one thumb in your _____ to ruin your entire day. #FillTheBlank

Too often, men with microscopic _____ try too hard to score quite large ______. #FillTheBlank

Everyone _____'s in their office at work. How else is sanity supposed to be maintained from 9-5? #FillTheBlank

Who the hell do you think you are? You can't just go around _____ing people's ____ and not expect to be viewed as the weirdest of freaks.

Everyone thinks _____ are harmless, but I've seen one wipe out an entire military squadron. #FillTheBlank

You should _____. Your mom won't find out, and you wanna be cool, don't you? #FillTheBlank

You should "SPEND YOUR LOAN MONEY ON NORTHFACE" (nahilhamam). Your mom won't find out, and you wanna be cool, don't you? #FillTheBlank

On weekdays I ____ to pass time. But on weekends I ____ for pleasure. #FillTheBlank

When _____, you must always be sure to use two firmly gripping hands.

It only takes one _____ to get you through a day.

I hate my _____. Just take it now.

I really wish you wouldn't _____ in my bathroom. It doesn't help anybody. #FillinTheBlank

Don't _____ me so hard. It hurts. #FillinTheBlank

If you're gonna _____ me in the _____, you could show a little respect and use _____ for God's sake.