everyone in my life decided to text me at the same time

my mom used to play this game and neglect me when i was younger

telling a girl with chappell roan as a profile picture that she’s so beautiful

never let go of that childlike innocence you had when you were a 27 year old boy

horse on the street (couldnt get a picture)

babe we’re like a power couple without any of the success or money

sorry i haven’t responded i only see your messages when im writhing in pain

posting your valuables like this is insane you’re just asking to be robbed

so what brings you to self checkout, beautiful?

they don’t teach you that pulling her sweatpants down and smelling poorly wiped ass is a top 5 pleasure

you’re not suppose to go on dates with people from hinge these are people you should be arguing with periodically throughout the day

thanks

what was the goo budget for this

babe please don’t go to grad school everything will be okay you’re just having a bad day

“are you okay being known as the guy with a hot and talented gf?” “yeah”

ordering food for everyone on my account so i get reward points

i want to start watching the summer i turned pretty because i too understand what it’s like to be the obvious choice but everyone trying to make me kiII myself instead