moth girl!!!!! by calvin westra it feels so good to finish a book these days if you, like me, were in an abusive relationship with a girl in your late teens and early twenties u will LOVE this it kind of feels like looking at surveillance cams as your own angel-winged eyes

no one replies to me in the group chat. they pretend to be busy with things like “work,” “family,” and other “obligations.”

plastic bagger looks more like gigachad than he does charlie from the whale and im tired of pretending otherwise

i can’t even walk from the parking lot into the grocery store without stopping for a quick five course meal at the chinese restaurant next door

This exact moment is the perfect time to read my new short story in ExPat Press! Share it with every single person you know!🔥💚🔥

put fig jam and gorgonzola on a hotdog bc it sounded good in my head. 3/10

finally convinced my nephew plastiusz baggerwicz to let me snap a photo of him without his shirt on

i cannot recommend trying to share a slice of key lime pie with my mom

only thirteen hours to go youtu.be/lBymIExgq_o?si…

i enjoy writing about my friends

said, “i’m all out of fucks to give!” while doing a very cool spin move

how dare you call me a narcissist . after everything i’ve done . i’ve never done anything wrong to anyone in my life . you’re the one who is a narcissist . you’re the one who always fucks everything up!

fire fart gone bad - extremely bad!

i’m the fattest and the oldest i’ve ever been

who is bookmarking this

once a month my brother goes to lectures on how to be a better beekeeper. i think they’re run by the amish community but it might just be that 90% of the people in attendance are amish

the ideal library should have one of everything