Figurative Beer
@figurativebeer
Beer reviews. Sloughing off the fastidious vocabulary of beer-tasting, one extended metaphor at a time.
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https://medium.com/@figurativebeer 04-01-2016 22:36:30
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Why Thanks for Playing by Central Std. Brewing is "is a huggable, chocolate brown teddy bear that you may or may not snuggle while naked in bed on a lonely, cold winter night." medium.com/@figurativebee…
The Zen Forever Imperial Red Ale from Wichita Brewing Co "cozies up to you like an early November afternoon..." medium.com/@figurativebee…
The Coastbuster Imperial IPA from Upland Brewing Co. "tastes like lying in bed at 11:08 on a Sunday morning..." medium.com/@figurativebee…
The Back Country Session IPA from Bloomington Brewing "is the dappled sunlight you notice on a late afternoon hike..." medium.com/@figurativebee…
The Dorado Double IPA from Peter Jenkins "is like a clean white undershirt you've never worn before..." medium.com/@figurativebee…
Nicie wheat ale from Jort's Brewing Company is "like the 3am realization that your friends... are kind of a bunch of dicks" medium.com/@figurativebee…
The San Diego Pale Ale .394 from AleSmith Brewing Company "is like an opposite field single off of a high fastball..." medium.com/@figurativebee…
Drinking the Barrel Aged Bulldog Stout from Three Rings Brewery is like "watching your kid's graduation..." medium.com/@figurativebee…
The Blood Orange Amber Ale from Dudes' Brewing Co. "is like the re-released VW Beetle, except this beer is actually good" medium.com/@figurativebee…
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Namaste White from Dogfish Head Brewery is "like the giant, homemade Jenga tower you’re constructing on the back patio..." medium.com/@figurativebee…
BBA Troegenator from Tröegs Brewing is "basically the beer equivalent of edgarwright's brilliant Shaun of the Dead..." medium.com/@figurativebee…