Fun date idea: we eat mozzarella cheese sticks in bed then take a four hour nap.

the nocturnal urge to discover an ancient portal and disappear forever

Yes

Happy Tuesday, hopefully tomorrow is Friday.

I took a different route to the bathroom at work today and I didn’t like it.

Oh. Is this only suppose to happen at night? My bad.

"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in

The overwhelming urge to walk into the woods and lay down.

Mine is $5 Kohl’s cash.

I used to wonder what it would be like to read peoples minds...but then I got a Twitter account, and now I'm over it

My feet have been sore and spasming all day. Do not recommend.

Only God and grossly misinformed social media accounts can judge me now.

Me tonight helping with 8th grade math.

I wish I was in a Virginia motel room.

When J.D. Vance says "There's no room for racists in the Republican Party" he means they ran out of chairs at CPAC

It’s Wednesday.

You don't have to pay people to protest Trump.

People who say Hello on Teams and then wait for you to respond before they tell you what they want - who hurt you?

Yep that’s them alright

Being depressed is exhausting.