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I do believe Keir Starmer promised a retirement age of 80 would be imposed on House of Lords members if Labour came into power. Enter Baroness Hodge 79 and Baroness Beckett 81. More lies, more cronyism.

No, your not so secret desire to have sex with men makes you gay. Hope this helps.

A lamp without a bulb is brighter than Lammy.

That is vandalism!

Your wife was fighting cancer and you left her to marry your daughter's 35 year old friend. Nobody needs morality lessons from you, Richard.

I wonder who might need telling wearing fetish gear for work isn't appropriate 🤔 I'll give you a clue. It rhymes with nannies.

You're* And I'm not hiding away to prevent closet cases like you getting horny over me. That's a you problem, have that sit down talk with your Mrs. But don't come knocking at my door, I'm gay not fucking desperate.

You might want to tell the Jewish people who need their own bus for fear of being attacked in the capital. Try not to be too shocked when they tell you you're chatting shit.

Gosh, it's a wonder why women don't want men in frocks in their single sex spaces. Definitely far-right bigotry and not safety 🙄

This is absolutely brilliant 🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏

That thing that isn't happening has happened again. Check what your kids are being taught in school.

LOL 🤣🤣🤣 Elon Musk you get a mention, but wait for Lorraine Kelly 👌👏

👇👇👇👇 #LeaveTheKidsAlone

Dealing with a Karen like a boss 🤌🔥

Have you considered taking a trip to the beaches in north France? That'd be a great place to start Mrs Balls.

"Calm the fuck down, you're drunk!"

I identify as the woman bottom right. Come at me, you shithouse.

Bret Hitman Hart got my attention, Keanu Reeves made me curious, Mark Wahlberg made me certain I was definitely a homosexual.

Labour lied in their manifesto.