African elders watching you come to a family meeting with dreadlocks

i dey want buy 3 send payment details and start washing the cars

One of my mutuals just bought a blue badge, so he no longer engages me again. Wo kwasia wai.

i’ll ASAP. i don’t care 😂😂😂😂

Dragging your foot while walking deserves jail time ngl.

ego shock you say this guy dey double text pass

MY PHONE: *on 1%* MY PHONE: *dies* ME:

went out with my friends to eat fufu and the light soup ended up pouring on my shorts while sitting never felt that much of heat down there 😭

In all you do here, always pray your banger post enter Nigeria 🇳🇬 cos Ghanaians no go help you get that🇬🇭🧏🏾‍♂️🧏🏾‍♂️

1k likes for the boy. i love you my mutuals. see you at the top!

you ever seen someone so fine that you just ignore them?

Wait?? Tems is short for Temilade?

co signed by jbl himself 🙏🏾😂

if we have the same music taste we're fam fr, you don't gotta be my blood.

when the pretty girl with big as$ is showing interest in you but she’s 16

Craziest text you’ve ever received?

got home to see my sisters crying i panicked!!!! asked why and they said they came to meet the cat dead idek who to insult ah

Do you have a boyfriend??

love her if you want, but buy a plot of land first. You're going to need a place to bury the man you used to be