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When you're pervy but immune to scurvy...

Glad to see Nicholas Cage wearing his mask while out shopping 👏

I'm tryin' box, I'm tryin'!

Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:

What happened to love thy neighbor? 😂

Gee... Thanks

When the IT guy says he'll give you a black eye.....

'NOOOOOOOO! NOT BRIAN!'

The awkward moment when you drive your chevy to the levy but the levy isn't dry.

Well played 👏

If my kid turns out this stupid he'll be straight on gumtree. 'Free to good home'

Hair, skin and poo removal in one easy stroke.....

*Gets sudden motivation to work out* Me after 2 minutes:

Her: I've forgotten my purse again... Him: Shame that.....

Bill Gates' new Tinder profile pic leaked!!

That was just hearsay!

Guess that’s the last time he’ll roger that… I couldn’t resist!

When your tap looks like Scrat from Ice Age.

Pretty sure a corpse wouldn’t care about being fined…. Just saying.

If that bitch didn’t roll out the TV trolley, pure, unadulterated carnage unfolded!