Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa

That United game was absolutely shite and I know it’s the first game of the season and you shouldn’t judge anything off it but seeing Arsenal like that can’t help but make you happy as a Liverpool fan. I know they’ll improve but the centre forward problem looks worse than ever.😀

United have been eating shit butties for that long that they think beans on toast is filet mignon.

This cunt’s team hasn’t even kicked a ball yet and he’s already unhappy. I’d seriously just fuck footy off.

Forgot to wake my bird up from having a nap in the back before I met the lads for a bevy and now she looks like she’s tried to put a house fire out with her face.

What the fuck has Carra got in his feet here? Looks like he’s had a two dayer in the 051.

"When I'm in England, I say, I'm from Ireland. When I'm in Ireland, I say, I'm from Dublin. When I'm in Dublin, I say, I'm from Crumlin. When I'm in Crumlin, I say, Leighlin Road. When I'm in Leighlin Road, I say...I'm a Lynott." - #PhilLynott

The good gear.

I’m not saying the big man has copied me in any way but…

Newcastle fans talking on here like it’s going to be a war on Monday night. Career’s potentially ended.😂😂 It’s live on television, watched by millions. It’s not on The Docker’s Club with one way in and one way out and you could be waiting in the dark car park for a scrap.

Virgil van Dijk got himself into the PFA Team of the Year for the fifth time. Even with that impressive tally, he's still three behind the Premier League-era record-holder, Steven Gerrard.

The whole Isak saga is becoming tiresome if I’m honest and I still don’t know how it will play out. But Newcastle are wide of the mark if they think keeping him against his will is a victory and won’t affect how other, potential signings, view them.

Shut up you fucking pigs ear!😂😂😂

“Just been down there” Hahahahahaaaa. Fucking jib it Baz.😂😂😂

One day, when I find the right location, I’ll put my collection on display, open the place to the public and tell the story of how I ended up in possession of Roberto Mancini’s tracky top.

I’d rather be out on the boom than juiced up in my bird’s top giving inspirational speeches on TikTok.

Does this cunt ever stop moaning?

11 years to the day since these arrived. I like to put them on on this day and walk round the house in them drinking wine.🍷

He didn’t get one for this, even though he should have. There’s an argument to be had that he’s the greatest actor of all time.