I don’t know if anyone’s seen this but it is absolute gold! 🤣💀#ToriesAreOut #Starmer #Sunak

I was just back from hospital after having a neuroma excised from my left foot. Everyone was lovely, and hopefully, when the initial discomfort has subsided, I can be free from pain. #neuroma #NHS

This bloody #OpeningCeremony for The Olympics? It features: Wrap singers A headless Queen Trans A bearded blue chap showing us his conkers. Lady Go Go Jeggings Macron Some faceless leaping monsieur And rain. What mindless drug addled Marxist dreamt this balderdash up? Yuk! 😡

Amazing story...

Can I just say that Jen and I have been binge watching this on BBC IPLAYER and can not recommend it highly enough. It's really funny and beautifully written. We're both from the Bath / Bristol area originally, and it's wonderful to hear that accent again m.imdb.com/title/tt116468…

The most British headline ever written, courtesy of The Metro.

This is my new favorite song.

112 years ago today is how long they have known about Global Warming.

Officers from the FART (Fast Action Response Team) responding to an incident in a Mini 500

From the new Private Eye, out now. Subscribe: subsonline.co.uk

Safety First: Only Use Beaches with Lifeguards. When planning your surfing adventure in Cornwall, it's crucial to prioritize safety by choosing beaches with lifeguard presence. During the summer months, from May to September, most Cornish beaches are patrolled by RNLI

The GB News crew are shi*ting into their hands and clapping for attention with this one 🤣

Beautiful ❤️

A gentle genius from my childhood.

Greensill Scandal? Lex Greensill is reported to have had a security pass & desk, at No 10 for years (but no job) with David Cameron as PM Cameron then lobbied for govt to loan guarantee Greensill for £400m+ (est £10 m fee for Cameron) Greensill went bust

Never gets old.. 😅 x.com/buitengebieden…

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It's such a shame, but I'm off here now. Thanks for the laughs. You know who you are.