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Retweet to save a life #FerrisProbz

Job fair day AKA PICK OUT A POTENTIAL HUSBAND DAY 🎉🎉

Owner of Nissan Sentra in lot 4: why don't you get this bad boy out of your car grill and throw it on the real grill at the rock #rockarrhea

Ferris: where the birds are the only creatures who don't have troubles finding parking spots #ferrisprobz

Gym doesn't open until 3 which is why everyone here is fat #ferrisprobz

Just because I'm still drunk at 1:30PM on a Sunday afternoon doesn't mean I can't crush a mile or two on the elliptical #ferrisprobz

How am I suppose combat the billions of calories I've taken in over break when the Rec decides to just take the day off?! #ferrisprobz

Ferris, I wouldn't consider clogged toilets due to wknd festivity poops out of your control. #getfitgetlit #ferrisprobz

Alright who has a fart bag strung to their radiator in lot 4 with the license plate "lilbatman" #RT to help find this hero

RT IF YOU AGREE THAT WE MUST BAND TOGETHER IN BOYCOTTING THE PAYMENT OF ANY AND ALL PARKING TICKETS UNTIL FERRIS GETS ANOTHER PARKING LOT

Here's the situation: We leave for class 10-15 minutes early, we spend minimum 38 minutes in search of a parking spot

Surprise! There isn't any! Ever! So even though you paid $100 for a commuter pass this year,

You WILL get ticketed for parking in an open mystery spot that is actually reserved for 87 year old males/females named Dave

So after getting about 5 tickets from parking in these mystery spots, you eventually learn that you must park 4 miles away

And you show up to class an hour late, the class is over, your professor thinks you're a douche

Now your professor hates his/her job because their students aren't taking the class seriously

So they quit, now there's no professors working and therefor no classes to take and therefor no university

What ferris doesn't understand IS THAT THEY ARE LEADING TO THEIR OWN DEMISE

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