Waking up from a nap and not knowing where you are, what you are, who you are 🤷‍♂️😴

Ever woke up and thought you'd really love to learn how to paint faces on wooden spoons, while eating incredible donuts and drinking coffee from Big Shot Coffee + Donuts ?? You wildest dreams just come true - Sat 7th March 10:30 - 12:30, Tickets £15 book online via: nicolafernandes.co.uk/merch/spoon-pa…

Today is the day we celebrate the day where Jesus said to his friends “lads, before things get a bit heavy - and I’ve a BLOODY feeling that they will, not looking at you JUDAS. Wink! -but will we all go for a load of pancakes?“

I don’t use Twitter often than to check what Louis Theroux is doing.. BUT I’m so invested in this thread. And I have no idea how I got there... big love to Yorkshire Tea 💛

Well done, you made it to Friday, have Jeff Goldblum and a puppy

Party time. Excellent.

Everything’s fine

For all you folks stuck at home in the coming weeks. from Monday, at 6pm GMT / 2pm EST / 11am PST I will be reading one of my books every weekday, and talking about some of the things that went into making it. We are all at home, but none of us are alone. Let’s be bored together.

1 x Bog roll for sale. Features signed drawing of Pablo Escobar (I DON’T KNOW WHY) x

If you enjoy what I do, please support me on Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/fernandesmakes

Thank you Manchester’s Finest 💖 What a super nice surprise 🌈

I’ve been having fun drawing digital portraits including this babe @lucymonkeyears 💖

You all know I love the #TigerKing #joeexotic that much I couldn’t resist making a print! #iblamecarolebaskin print is now available on my Etsy ready to ship fernandesmakes.etsy.com

Just launched a new tee on Mercht "I blame... Carole Baskin" Tiger king inspired tee.. available in short sleeve, long sleeve and eco for comfortable isolated lounging. #tigerking #joeexotic #iblamecarolebaskin mercht.com/c/iblamecorale…

Non NHS workers - You can buy the print here as a gift 👉🏻 shop.mr.bingo/products/fuck-… NHS workers - If you'd like a print, DM me your name and address. The first 100 to reply will get one!

Happy Halloween! 🎃I'm back from the shadows! - people still use this platform right? 🙃

On my way to make bad decisions Dinosaur Indominus Rex car bumper vinyl sticker by FernandesMakes etsy.me/3tSUX9h via Etsy

I just added a new post on Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/O4O1CGG4?viewi…

I just added a new post on Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/O4O1CGG4?viewi…

That embarrassing moment when you think everyone hates the pin you made back in 2020.. just turns out you never even put it online... 🐅🤯🙀🫠 NOW available on Etsy! Awks etsy.com/uk/listing/129…