mumbling “tboy swag” to myself in the men’s restroom over and over to cope with the fact that 4 years of hormones, a name change, and a 20k vagina has not made me any more comfy using the women’s bathroom in public

whenever i’m out drinking with one of my girlfriends, i spending the first half of the night convincing myself we never kissed before, and the second half of the night building up the courage to do it for the first time

being bad at sex is validating to my gender

if you cum you’re misgendering me

it’s been so long since i let her leave the house but occasionally i gotta show off

will be requiring whoever i date next to own a 15 passenger van

enough of my oomfies do porn that i feel like a gooner when i go to cyberstalk a new one 😭😭😭😭

i need a guy to get hyperfixated on for 6 months then never talk to again

CONVINCE ME I CAN FIX YOU AND I WILL PAY FOR DINNER

when i plan a date the importance of how much i enjoy an activity pales in comparison to how hot i think you’d look doing it

glad my possessiveness is accommodated 🥰🥰🥰🥰

all these bitches hitting up my girlfriend to k hole on our couch when they could be hitting me up to get ok hole on that couch instead

able and willing to fight every like on this

“you’d have to be unemployed to have that many girlfriends” ummmmmm have you considered i’m a coke addict and can do it all?

got a new job, then got an even better higher paying job before the first job started. i start monday think i can get another better job before then?

I STAND BY THIS

some of you will be receiving a draft letter in the mail. it’s nothing to be afraid of, just serve your contract and get your benefits

me and who

she can do her little lesbian thing on her own time but there is no reason she should ever need anything from another man, or make any of them happy

cuddling my plushies is the closest i’ll ever get to faer enjoying time with i man i’ve fucked