Cadillexus Liz 🦝🫨 (@feral_luxury) 's Twitter Profile
Cadillexus Liz 🦝🫨

@feral_luxury

Dumpster Fire connoisseur. I like me, cute animals, hockey, Cadillacs, auto racing, metalcore. Emo was never a phase🖤

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calendar_today05-05-2011 23:05:17

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The Other Guys is 15 years old today. One of the most underrated comedies of the last 20 years. It's worth it for Michael Keaton's TLC references alone... not that he's making any.

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I’ve been searching all over for a house to rent and I’ve finally found one that’s good enough. Putting in my app tonight and hoping they pick me. 🤞🏻

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ICYMI: The National Weather Service has been authorized to hire 400+ meteorologists, hydrologists, and electronic technicians under a public safety designation, a new classification for these positions. The agency has also been given hiring authority, which should accelerate

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Not thrilled that I changed dentists offices to follow my dentist and then she LEFT. But I have finally escaped her one delusional hygienist that told me not to drink anything carbonated and if I WAS to drink a carbonated beverage, to drink it fast 🥴

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Developing: two individuals are dead after a helicopter crashed into a barge on the Mississippi River right by the Melvin Price Locks and Dam in Alton. The crash is on the Missouri side of the river, the helicopter remains on the barge behind the white boat KMOX St. Louis News

Developing: two individuals are dead after a helicopter crashed into a barge on the Mississippi River right by the Melvin Price Locks and Dam in Alton. The crash is on the Missouri side of the river, the helicopter remains on the barge behind the white boat <a href="/kmoxnews/">KMOX St. Louis News</a>
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We told our project manager thank you for being patient with us because this project is a mess and she’s really had to rein it in a few times. She says “thank you, I mean, I used to be a kids ski instructor” And none of us know if she meant we are better or worse than that 😂

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I need you all to know that lie detectors are UV, not very accurate. Please read the book Tremors in the Blood about the creation of the lie detector.