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I hate how much sense this makes to me

Got therapy tomorrow, should I pretend I don't know the election happened?

They named a protein bar after me

In spite of the horrors it was still chest day

Track your progress with a shirt Also migrating to the other app, @MattGrote there

Say what you will about dads, they sure love saving old meat in ziplock bags

Tired: gym on Thanksgiving cause of body dysmorphia Wired: gym on Thanksgiving cause you're the only person in your family who works out and you can escape for a break

Babe just ask Lindsay Graham for his escort service, you can't be out here in public like this begging for it

Came in first, second and third in the being a little bitch competition

Self fulfillment but it's just making your chest as large as possible

My favorite New York trope is Very Hot Pipe. Sometimes there is a very hot pipe in your apartment. That's just how it is! Don't touch it 🙂

I drew Garfield

Gonna start calling my boyfriend "bro" the way straight people say "babe"

Damn it

Finally! Sick of buying 8 kinds of single purpose sand.

2025 out/in #newyears #resolutions

Having friends is saying shit like "I'm such a Trisha Paytas" and them being like "you're not that outgoing"

ROM could be a lil deeper but putting up 928# after a threshold swim session and 4x1 mi run ain't half bad

Who needs bread with all this circus?

(studying footage of the Nuremberg Rallies) my god these people all had autism