Almost every liberal I know thinks the greatest problem in America is “polarization”. They cry about this constantly, and long to be able to have a beer again with their fascist neighbors, as they both laugh about the millions they are both throwing under the bus of history.

she remembered who tf she is

small dogs are disgusting

girl i’m bored let’s show bush

and i’m drunk

lorde concert was healing

even mother enjoys weirdo quirked up nerd dick from time to time…….

girl you was snorting would.

y’all are gonna watch me lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks….

can i have what they do genuinely

what abt when the girl is the hung stoner….

mock neck tops love me. mock neck long sleeve double zip tops come to me.

took an uber to work which means i once again lost out on meeting the love of my life on the 8am train

messy ass bitches watch The L Word

last week was too asexual

who’s up chewing their inner lips

one of the absolute worst kinds of ppl on this earth r the ones who take up the escalator space when everyone’s rushing to work

being 23 is like being your own ender