Rejection is as part of filmmaking as deciding what aspect ratio to shoot in… still, some hurt more than others - look at the cast that wanted to be involved! Grateful to have made the top 6% of submissions. Pouring one out for all my fellow Future Takes rejects x

PS, any production companies with a few spare grand who want to make an absorbing and emotional mystery film, my email (and bank account) are open x

Love animals but don’t have a car? Then get down to Butterfield’s Walkaround Safari Park!

If you like pots and fancy-looking ceramics my wife has just set up an Etsy page. Have a look. They’re very good. I was not paid to say this etsy.com/uk/shop/UrbanM…

this oppenheimer movie is way too long

Apparently it’s 272kgs, or 2.72 Liam Whites

And here… we… go… #housewarmingfilm

Emily Maitlis got it exactly right aboutFarage & the bank saga

That is a wrap on Housewarming. The footage looks insane. The acting was incredible. My brain is fried. Can’t wait to get into the edit Thank you to the literal hundreds of people who helped me get it this far x

Brian Blessed has possibly the most incredible opening paragraph of a Wikipedia “personal life” section that I’ve ever seen

Five years ago we received this amazing email. Thoughts with Patrick & his family.

someone has snuck a stack of these beer mats into Tory conference and is handing them out to delegates #HS2

Speaking about migration, Suella Braverman says "the hurricane is coming." Utterly despicable language straight out of the far-right playbook. There's no point quoting Percy Shelley, Suella. You sound more like Enoch Powell.

Tory MP Michelle Donelan: “We are the Party of facts” *VT compilation of Tory lies* Victoria Derbyshire: “There was never a proposal to use 7 bins, we can’t find any council that wants to decide when you can go to the shop & Labour have never proposed taxing meat” #Newsnight

Marching and calling for a ceasefire and peace so that more innocent children don’t get killed is not really the definition of a hate march.

“Suspended Tory MPs sir - thousands of em”

PIP has nothing to do with employment. PIP is for moderate to severe disability and it is v difficult to qualify for. It is not something one can blag. I research this. Sunak's idea people can go off PIP with treatment is wild and dangerous. It is disability denial,no less.

Steve Coogan explains why he is backing Andy Burnham for Mayor of Greater Manchester.

Excited to announce that I start my new job this morning at 9am. I’m working for Ticketmaster as Head of Online Ticketing. I’m sure everything will be fine.

Eh I don't get this . Can someone explain is she making a statement or what ? x.com/TheOnion/statu…