One for you Jimmy Sirrel's Lovechild I spotted this on the Cross Keys pub in York this afternoon.

Athletico Madrid will be playing in the Champions League next season. Athletico Madrid's shirts have stripes on the back as well the front. Why can't NUFC.

The commentator, on the DAZN/Channel 5 coverage of PSG vs Inter Miami, is so bad he makes Sam Matterface seem measured and understated.

🚨 🚨🚨PLEASE HELP ME 🚨🚨🚨 Does anyone know Robert Halley (Bobby/Rab) used to work on oil rigs & was a scaffolder. Lives in Motherwell holytown. Rang him Friday no answer & not rang back & he always does now phone going answering machine & am very worried. PLEASE SHARE 🙏

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KITTIWAKES CROWDFUNDER VIDEO 'Veitch and Hudspeth won the lot Jackie Milburn had a hell of a shot Then Eddie Howe said, “Whey, d’ye knaa what? I’ll have a go for the auld tinpot!” Then Big Dan Burn with his heed somewhat, scored a goal....' Newcastle United #NUFC youtu.be/RKzAtkbN_ds?si…

One of my very first sporting heroes has passed away. RIP Wyn 'the Leap' Davies. 😢

It's the first day of the school summer holidays in most of England and Wales. ITV have just broadcast a 'Back to School' Matalan advert.

I received this gift this morning

Kittiwakes in the Ronny Gill #NUFC chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-eas…

Hey Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

Hey Grok who are the top five most famous people to have visited my timeline ?

Today on The Chase. Q. Whose final diary entry was most recent, Samuel Pepys, Robert Falcon Scott or Anne Frank? Contestant - Samuel Pepys 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

📢 This isn’t just about a football club. It’s about our town. Our history. Our pride. Our future. #SaveMorecambeFC ⚪🔴 RT if you believe the Shrimps still matter.

Thank you for 100 followers when we opened this page a couple of hours ago 🚀 Keep sharing the page as far and wide as possible 🎯 No better sight than football fans coming together, magic 🏅

In 'Here We Go', the BBC has managed to produce a sitcom just as unfunny as 'Mrs Brown's Boys' and, just for a laugh (the only one in this case), has scheduled it immediately before 'Mrs Brown's Boys'.

We're struggling to buy players, so it's nice to see our Head of Football Strategy is a guest on Sky Sports' Scottish Premiership coverage this afternoon.

The Wheeltappers and Shunters is on Talking Pictures TV just now. Tony Monoply's big-collared, blue, open-necked shirt and navy jacket combo with red carnation is just too classy 🤣🤣🤣

MISSING | We are appealing for help in finding Danika-Dior Hill, aged 16, who is missing from home in Litherland. She was last seen at New Brighton station getting on a train heading towards Liverpool Central station just before 5.10pm on Tuesday 5 August.

I'd agree with you Brian, but I can't comment on his post directly because he's blocked me, despite never having engaged with him.