Felipe (@felipe333x2) 's Twitter Profile
Felipe

@felipe333x2

flying by the seat of my pants // he/him

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calendar_today20-02-2012 16:23:16

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𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉ing a French Century (@dread_botlord) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oooh look at me I’m Zohran Mamdani. My mom directed Mississippi Masala. I’m so popular Obama staffers are coming out of the woodwork to sabotage me. I’m not but my wife is still two times hotter. I’m going to be mayor of New York. Fuck you man.

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In regards to this federal land selloff I think we need to start spam calling our representatives with this level of energy

the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I love the fucked perspective here that makes Joe and Jill look like Gandalf in Frodo’s house with the Carters as the hobbits x.com/seanondes/stat…

and introducing FERBUS (@wendysnowradish) 's Twitter Profile Photo

MastaMunsta Wokest stance a president has ever taken on Israel and it’s motivated solely by the fact that it’s taking away from time he could be spending on the golf course.

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My biggest issue with We Own This City is casting Jon Bernthal as Wayne Jenkins. The real guy is an absolute cretin and Bernthal is just far too attractive and handsome. It’s just not realistic at all.

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horrible post but it made me think of the time i was at cvs buying beer and condoms and the cashier asked if i had plans for the weekend and i said, not thinking about it, “just hanging out with my brother”