I wish someone had warned me that when I started working out my thighs would randomly get massive. I'm glad tight jeans aren't in style anymore because I'd explode out of them.

Soft tummy, big arms 💖 primed for cuddles.

I finally got to colour in Rumi's sword and Norigae! #kpdh #KpopDemomHunters

Trick question! That's actually the eighth circle of Hell, "Fraud," or "Malebolge"

Yeah like this... now try hooman

I just did four years worth of taxes, and I've been actively hemorrhaging money for the last two 🥲 christ, how am I supposed to survive a downturn in the economy... I have no marketable skills.

We are all equal in the Costco bathrooms.

Your holiday season reminder from your friendly retail sufferer :)

Felicia (the only gay viking in canada) Did you know if you google image search "Gideon Nav" one of the first few results is your cosplay?! 👀

Fuck it, arms are doing the arm things.

I can't believe its another day where I look for a specific niche porn, and it doesn't exist. Fuck the rule that dictates it's my job to make it...

The Venezuelan people don’t deserve this. The US government has broken international law and must be held accountable. Stand up and speak out for those who can’t. Call your representatives and demand accountability. Protest. Be angry, but be productive with that anger.

Looking at my meals like, "if this cut doesn't work, I'm just going to K myself." This shit is not it.

lesbian vampires (the feast)

Am I too late for #butchuary ?

Experiencing the Existential Dread and dealing with it the way my generation does: dyeing my hair and booking in for a new tattoo.

Blonde streak, because it was midnight