You really do gotta go outside to meet your person i fear

when the waxer tries to make small talk while waxing my coochie and b hole lmaoo

I can't date multiple people at once. I obsess over one person until they disappoint me then to move on to the next.

why did my brain immediately read ‘raw’ and ‘deep’ and agree

the shitty apartment setup vs. the shot

when everyone is experiencing snow storms but you’re planning a camping trip because you live in Florida

my body is so fucked from the skatepark today rip

Damn ok this shit kinda cooking ngl

who am I supposed to over share my life with now that tik tok is gone

😭😭😭

detachment doesn't mean to cut them off. it's about removing your expectations and fully embracing their presence without any strings attached. you'll know you're detached when you can fully enjoy their presence without fearing their absence

Nobody is more stressed than a 25-32 yrs old thinking they are running out of time.

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

You don’t obsess over someone who makes you feel safe. You obsess over the one who keeps you guessing. Where you stand. What they meant. If they meant it. You end up decoding conversations, replaying silence, trying to solve the tension that they created. How to stop.. a thread:

decided to get my life together and read emails unopened from last year

i didn’t realize how many people around me are in religious psychosis until yesterday

I can’t explain it but i am very bold and very shy at the same time.

They weren't lying when they said you wake up one day and just don't care anymore. No warning, no dramatic shift, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do