This is a fever dream, yeah? #TOTCHE

I can’t think of any time in my life when #RemembranceSunday was accompanied by such political and societal tension.

Me watching Home Alone

Our medical staff have confirmed that the Hatters captain suffered cardiac arrest on the pitch, but was responsive by the time he was taken off on the stretcher. He received further treatment inside the stadium, for which we once again thank the medical teams from both sides.

He’s making a list, He’s checking it twice, He’s changing the font, To make it look nice, Santa Claus’ priorities are wrong

I’m well into this #WorldDartsChampionship final. And, now, I really really really want to go to the darts.

#Gladiators when you order the gladiator wolf from wish

Me stepping off my flight from Manchester to Dublin #stormIsha

Yesterday marked 47 years of 'Rumours' – an album that marked an incredible journey for Fleetwood Mac. Grateful for the music, the memories, and the everlasting connection with you all.

恭喜发财, 新年快乐! A happy, healthy and prosperous year of the Dragon to all. 🧧🎉 #ChineseNewYear #CNY

When it comes to the next lot of BAFTAs, NTAs and Emmys… can I nominate this #CarabaoCupFinal for Best Drama? I’ve got an adrenaline rush going on! 🤣 Great game! Well done Liverpool. Nice for Klopp too.

Hahahahaha. If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. #FULTOT

Happy Easter!

Hello Police Scotland? I’d like to report a hate crime

I hate this third kit. Literally can’t distinguish the player. #NEWTOT

I reckon that fourth official is contemplating a restraining order against Klopp 🤣🤣🤣 #EVELIV

Flower of Scotland and La Marseillaise the two best national anthems there is.

#Sigh it’s time for the Oprah meme again. #ENGSVK #EURO2024

Forget #BetResponsibly, Tottenham Hotspur need to #PartnershipResponsibly. These betting companies are parasites that have invaded football and they ruin lives. Such a poor, utterly immoral decision Tottenham.

Me overpacking when I’m just going away for the weekend. #olympics #Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony