Nothing exciting about labor day to a guy like me. Women shouldn't have to go through that.

dont let this tough ass fit distract you from the fact that my socks have fish on them

when was the last time you had a chocolate chip cookie baked with love

snoopy did not say that shit

Im super excited to be joining the Esports coverage team on Spartans Illustrated! I have some pretty cool stuff in the works so stay tuned!

Since this tweet I started attending college classes, got a job, moved into an apartment and got a writing position at my school sports magazine. I NEED IT

Who is he? WHO IS HE?? THATS ADAM SUSPECT ROB MOTHER FUCKER

I need every angle of that suspect popoff right now

Luke (Gamma) | Free Agent And I enjoyed every fucking bite, swallowed the food, licked my fingers like I’m licking the cake mix off of the mixing spoon after putting the cake batter in the oven. Nigga, if Raising Cane’s asks me to suck their dick, I’ll ask “when” every time.

Yikes! Rough day! What will you choose? A: feed an addiction B: 7pm bedtime C: workout and high protein option that tastes like feet D: phone call with mom

Got some furniture 💪💪

people dont realize that all you need to be funny is a big enough catalog of comedy if-then statements

this is good comms

been big on songs lately. albums, too.

do yall like puzzles

bobbing for apples

i made mac n cheese :D

I wish everybody could hear the music in my earbuds im tryna dance battle somebody on this bus

ice cream Sunday time im gonna use the whip cream as moisturizer