I'm desperately trying to remember something from my early days in advertising so I can make it seemingly relatable on Linkedin in an attempt to drum up business. #staytuned Available in June.

Monks would be horrible comedians because they wouldn’t waste the energy to care if you laughed or not. I think that’s pretty funny.

Fungus. #TBH Gus doesn’t sound fun at all.

Farting on one of the catholic archdiocese’s school desk chairs from the 80’s has be an analogy for something you do once and then never again. But couldn’t think of anything funny.

This all-natural emoji is pointing to the fact that I'm finishing up a gig and I'll be back and available starting next week. FeerIndustries.com #Freelance #opentowork #opentoconnect lnkd.in/g3xMdZFT

I love this, tweens, teens will make up a third of the fam base right behind dudes with beer guts who shout-talk. #GOBIRDS espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

Just finished some great gigs with the wonderful people at Dentsu Creative and Lumenati. Available next week! FeerIndustries.com lnkd.in/eQBNBwfk

It would make more sense if the Yeah Yeah Yeahs were from #DELCO.

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“Livvy rizzing up Baby Gronk and may be the new Dripp King.” This grouping of semi real words is a real news headline that frightens me more than any new AI update.

How about a cracker developed for the X generation, like a Flamin’ Hot Triscuit? 👀

As a person who likes to shave often, it was fun working on this with the whole Sukle crew. Thanks, Mike Sukle for having me. lnkd.in/gw-iHNSW

My favorite band of all time

Adding “15 years of Thread Experience” to my profile.

Ari was an amazing person. Always a great partner when I worked with him. He was always fun, always positive and was one helluva creative. He’ll be missed. If you have the means please consider giving what you can. lnkd.in/gx7JmEJk

If #Porsche can’t shell out money for their commercials how can they expect people to shell out cash for their cars. Say no to CGI car commercials!

I’ll have a blue xmas without this. #GoBirds #LFG

Chew on this. Granola bars are oatmeal chocolate chip cookies in disguise.

Great day at Coors Field. Tom McCarthy and Ben thanks so much for being so great. You all are amazing. Ben, my mom will see you at church.

🤣🤣🤣 Elon Musk Grok on #tariffs… Grok: Yeah, I’m saying Trump’s tariffs are stupid Politically? They’re a crowd-pleaser for the “America First” crew. If the plan is just to rally the base, they’re theater. But if you want real growth instead of chaos, they’re a dumbass move.