Ice cream doesn't sound like that

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Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

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I have to say I have really grown to love #HapiJs Its a great #NodeJs framework. Thanks to all involved hapi.js

A few things as I haven’t been here for a while:
- The close button doesn’t work
- I presume lots of things are now named the wrong thing in the codebase
- Now I have to put a close image on my site that links to something rather than closes
#x #twitter #elon #why

Totally showing off here. It’s really nice not to be in #React land for my current contract. Nowt wrong with a bit of #NodeJS #HapiJs #JavaScript #Sass and #Nunjucks 🤩

This is a valid Dockerfile for a NodeJS application. It is also a pile of 💩!

We can improve:
- 🔒 Security
- 🏎️ Build speed
- 👁️ Clarity

Follow along as we go from 💩 to 🥇!

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Pro tip - Need to dry washing over winter? Buy a #dehumidifier

Pro tip II - Buy #ebac as they have a 10 year warranty and have just fixed R2D2 for £115

Pro tip III - Name your robots, they like it 😊

Very exciting to see #edstafford back for another series of #firstManOut cracking stuff 🙌🏻

A pay rise in line with inflation for ALL public sector workers would cost around an extra £12-15bn.

An annual 1.5% tax on any wealth above £5m would raise £16bn.

We can afford to give people a proper pay rise. The Tories' refusal to do so is a political choice.

Reminder to pls take down any rainbows or signs of support for key workers your children may have put in the window during lockdown as we are now moving to paint nurses as state enemies as they prepare for strike action. Ta very much.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Dear Mr #Sunak No.10 Press Office Fix Co2 problem by growing #Hemp / #Cannabis (Locks away Co2) #Train / #employ people up to grow it. #Decriminalise it and #tax it. Fixes everything. Your welcome

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It’s not even #December and there’s #Christmas things everywhere. Chill the flip out people!

“A platform for progress”

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah #cop27egypt

Officially boycotting the #worldCup #oneFamily 🌈 #benderslikeBeckham

Leonardo da Vinci's 'Vitruvian Man' is one of the world's most famous images.

But what is it? Who the hell is he? Why does he have four arms and four legs?

The answer probably has something to do with the room you're sitting in right now...