So true!

Apparently nose hair extensions are a real thing and everything is terrible everywhere. Who thought, "Yeah, they look ok, but what would really make this face pop is a hair where boogers normally go"?. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

There is no conceivable universe where Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer, I don't care what that cold case says

Lifelong Cubs fan: love #JohnCusack he can root for whoever he wants to. 8 Men Out is *the* greatest sports movie ever; it's not even close. Barstool Sports only appeals to the everpresent fratboy rapist BHS sang about (he sang "football player"but as if they could make the team)

This is what happens when you build on a bad foundation: nothing built on it will be sound. White supremacy is a bad foundation. Tear it the fuck down!

Absurdly dystopian to watch all the science-illiterate come out of the woodwork to complain abt #pfizerdocuments This ilk confuses "meme" w/ "fact" & has no experience w/ peer-reviewed literature. Like pro-segregationists in the 60's, just push right past them; they will die out.

Karl Marx is trending right now! I feel seen.

Wait; what if there's Dana *and* Zuul? -Today's Ghostbusters Epiphany

If you're in the Bay Area and you're not at the #OaklandWeekender you're making a huge mistake! Best band lineup I've seen in a very very long time!

Debrincat gone for a bag of pucks. Good riddance to Dach, who played the size of Cat (& Cat played the size of Dach) but losing Debrincat hurts. I say, make the bag of pucks the GM! Can't do any worse. Unless this is a left-handed way of vying for the Connor Bedard sweepstakes?

Céad bliain ó shoin inniu rugadh Brendan Behan!

Ní raibh sé "iontach" ach "babhla" a bhí ann. Tá caoga faoin gcéad níos fearr ná mar a fhaigheann an chuid is mó riamh.

Siorc clé. Ná déan dearmad riamh.

Absolutely gutted that Intelligentsia Coffee is making the terrible decision to close #LoganSquareIntelligentsia which is a store that's making money for them. Is this retaliation for unionization? It's not too late to fix this. #SaveIntelligentisa

The Chicago Blackhawks are protecting theoretically jeopardized Russian players better than they protected Kyle Beach and the children at the schools they endorsed Brad Aldrich to

#Blackhawks you've *1* Russian player on the team. It'd be more just to cut/trade Zaitsev than to kowtow in fear to a foreign government. Shame on you #ChicagoBlackhawks I'm a lifelong fan & you've brought nothing but shame to yourselves & all fans who aren't bigots. #homophobia

#Blackhawks can send Zaitsev to Rockford for the day if yr worried about "protecting" him from Russian retribution. Funny how a host of other Russian players had no problem with it. #ChicagoBlackhawks you are guilty of #Homophobia and there's no defense. You're breaking my heart