Go on one date and every old lady at my church goes ballistic

Don’t make me buy these limited edition Goodnight Moon stamps U.S. Postal Service

I’m so out on the dentist Don’t roast me for not flossing and then try and ask about my life man

I’ve Pavlov’s Dogs’d myself into expecting an iced latte every afternoon come 2pm

Always carry your bag

There is a direct correlation between my favorites artists and their use of proper nouns in lyrics

Petition to rename Amalie Arena back to The Ice Palace

The double space auto period is the best IOS feature that no one talks about

Writing an book: The naming of arenas and the decline of Western Culture

Think I am the first person ever to get spaghetti on a first date. Forgot I was with a girl for a few minutes

The Oasis tour three song closer may be the best ever: Don’t look back in anger Wonderwall Champagne supernova

Friday

The Journal is targeting me this morning

Today I learned that some guy compiled all of the recordings of the Grateful Dead tuning their instruments on their 1977 tour into one 90 minute song called Tuning ‘77

Dylan was my exact age when he released Blonde on Blonde. Have I done anything?

When I made a Club Penguin account I couldn’t come up with a name for my penguin so I named it after my first grade teacher, Mrs. Bermudez

Happy Lord’s Day from me and my Lexus

Restoration consulting visit? Seth Raynor II