as the biggest Aronofsky hater I know, if you had told me a few years ago he'd be the guy doing this, I would have told you that was too wishful. And yet!!

The fall off from genuine Oscar contender to the whale to caught stealing to this needs to be studied.

General plea to all entertainment journalists: please try and get a clip of emerald attempting to read this book out loud while she's doing press

Also very telling that, visually, this isn't really much to distinguish this from aronofsky's other recent work besides the obvious telltale AI qualities. It's got that awful shallow focus, center composed closeup, shot in Nausea-Scope dreck that made Mother impossible to watch

Also, imagine any other filmmaker, in the year that gave us eddington and OBAA, looking at the current culture and facist takeover and saying "you know what's missing here? Good ol fashioned patriotism!" Looking forward to Darren's Angel Studios debut, maybe a sequel to noah?

The silliest part of my certified hater status here is that Noah is probably his only movie I've seen that I have nothing negative to say about.

Favorite running gag in Beetlejuice 2 was the enormous amount of effort and special effects dedicated to explaining that Jeffrey Jones is NOT going to appear in the sequel

This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard this man with respect, or disgust?

RIP David Lynch, happy Lundi Gras lovers

Saw a goat at mardi gras