I've got two questions for you, so I thought I'd give you a call. Firstly, what are you doing? Secondly, why isn't it me? #SexySaturday

It was a good idea, in theory, but I'm just not comfortable sitting at the head of the table. I'm not sure why.

A perfect night to curl up with a book. Or terrorise the foolish masses in Gotham. Honestly I could do either.

// I need to have a good clean out of this account. In my absence I've been flooded with follows from bot accounts. So if you see me drop to about 10 followers, you'll know why

By way of an apology for my rather raunchy post yesterday I would like to take a moment this #SeductiveSunday to remind you all that;

Calling it a potion seems so unscientific, but it's certainly in keeping with the spirit of #BrewAPotionDay Now, who wants to be the first vict- I mean; who would like a taste?

It's #NationalHuggingDay? Very well, if you'll all form an orderly line we will commence with the compulsory hugs.

Since You were deprived of a #SexySaturday yesterday allow me to make it up to you with an excessively educational #SeductiveSunday Concupiscent - filled with sexual desire; lustful There's your word of the day. Now use it in a post and tag me.

// Crane definitely gives the most awkward hugs you're ever likely to receive. Like someone who knows how hugs work in theory, but has never given or received one. He'd probably hug while holding a Hugging for dummies book in one hand looking for directions.

♣︎ 𝙈𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙊'𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙖 ♣︎ — 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴. 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥. • Modern Day Red Dead RP • Spirit in Possession of Life • Dead Dove / Heavy Triggers • More Below — 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐤

So, what do you think of my new couch? Want to come over, watch a film and sit on my face? I mean the face of my couch... It's not the first time someone has made that mistake.

All those #SeductiveSunday posts getting everyone so hot and bothered. Not me though, I'm far too reserved for that kind of thing. No I'm not sweating, I'm glistening with personality.

Apparently today is #internationalpillowfightday I have chosen my weapon and will be taking on all challengers.

Close, but all my costumes are made from burlap, for that maximum itch factor.

#NationalSuperheroDay? May I ask: what the fresh hell is this? As if those self-serving, arrogant, pompous narcissists need their egos stroking more than they are already. Why are we celebrating people granted amazing gifts who then use them to beat up the mentally unwell.

// I was looking through some of my archived Scarecrow pictures and only just realised what an absolute anime character he is. He does the :-3 face, the eye twinkle, he even takes a potato chip, and eats it!

// Every time I consider coming back to this place it only takes a few moments of scrolling through ads, boosted post from people I don't follow, and endless bots for me to lose any enthusiasm. I'm going to give it a try again where the sky is a little more blue, same @