Crypto’s problem isn’t FDV itself. It’s fake FDV. $FDV 🦎 keeps it honest.

Fake metrics. Inflated FDV. Insider exits. Yawn. Seen it all. No need to panic. Here comes $FDV 🦎.

And those who get it, meme $FDV 🦎.

$AICC fumbled so hard, even Shaw rage-quit his tweets. The chart never lies. Stay with $FDV 🦎.

They said: “It’s not a rug, it’s just high FDV.” $FDV 🦎 said: Hold my meme.

No bridge, No tech, Nothing. Monad is inflating FDV. We inflated the meme. $FDV🦎

Today is always early. Will you act with $FDV 🦎?

76% unlocked at TGE—sounds fair? Nah, it seems the upcoming $ANIME makes exit liquidity just faster for the VCs. Make Zaga rich again? Not by $FDV 🦎.

Meme coins confuse hype with value. #AI coins confuse FDV with fundamentals. #AIAgent Stop chasing narratives, own it with $FDV 🦎.

ai16z speedran: Internal bags, ELIZA drama, $AICC ‘family & friends’ farm. VCs love a good soap opera. Not $FDV 🦎.

Crazy how FDV math works when you’re minting narratives, huh? 🎭 See how $FDV 🦎 keeps it simple.

$ANIME  launching at $2B FDV, $750M airdrop, backed by $540M NFTs. Math ain’t mathing. Stay with true $FDV 🦎.

People predict that Berachain Foundation 🐻⛓ may reach $10B FDV with 5% airdrop. Sounds less like math, more like fan fiction. $FDV 🦎 isn’t a fantasy novel.

CT always loves a good story. $i.am, $momo, $NGNF — cult vibes, artistic genius narrative. It can be a spur-of-the-moment thrill. Don’t forget $FDV 🦎 and real value.

A cash grab. $FDV 🦎 stands with the people.

Comparing FDVs like it’s a leaderboard won’t stop the inevitable VC exit pump. $Anime or $pengu ？ Doesn't matter. Value the real $FDV 🦎

$GOAT pumped AI before. Miss the meta? Print a new one. $FDV 🦎 doesn’t chase trends.

Unbelievable, $SOLV is listing on Binance now. Forget about it, $FDV 🦎 will hit different.

$ONDO unlocks $2.4B now while exchanges bait retail into leverage longs. Applaud the pure evil ingenuity of the VC/insider lizards. Where is pure $FDV 🦎 anyway.

When BTC hits $100k, ETH is at $3.4k. That's the real difference between memecoin and VC coin. Cook something valuable with $FDV 🦎.