Astros need to buy this glue

Wasn’t my bus. It was a crew bus. Parked in front of the hotel. Everybody was upstairs sleeping. Nobody hurt. No equipment damaged. A coward set fire to the bus. My bus was actually in Oakland getting serviced.

They won't let me ride bullet... probably a good call

Brock Osweiler was the Texans quarterback the last time the Astros missed the playoffs

Gaza Playbook. He stopped just short of claiming actually the left are the ones being genocided.

Can argue Astros lost out on the postseason by getting swept by Cleveland at home right after beating the Dodgers.

What a truly remarkable run by the Astros from 2017-2024: - 8 consecutive trips to the postseason - 2 World Series championships - 4 American League pennants - 7 straight trips to the ALCS - 7 AL West titles - 99 playoff games - Countless champagne celebrations

Allowing private equity to compete with citizens to buy single family homes will go down as one of the worst decisions ever made in the United States’ history.

Gaza Playbook. "Actually we're the ones being violenced against. So whatever action we take is defensive" This is the Democratic party Omnicause and it's the exact same activist playbook. And it's an endorsement of violence.

The last baseball game played at Daikin Park in 2025 will be by the Savannah Bananas. Let that sink in.

First in the door at Avalon Diner today. Texans by 50.

I don’t know if I believe the last sentence about next season, but I admire Carlos’ accountability, especially because he was only here for two months, and relatively speaking, wasn’t even close to being part of the problem

It's all there: There's no ANTIFA. If there is, it's good. Sending troops will just provoke them. There's no rioting because of our restaurants and wine.

Happy heavenly birthday to my pops!! 234 🕊️🎂 I didn't dance in the endzone because my pop told me the great ones don’t do things like that. This left me with the question that I needed to answer for myself: Do I want to strive for greatness or be a showman? I chose to strive

got em 🤣

Holy Lord the #Texans scored in the Red Zone!

The Baltimore Ravens not giving Lamar Jackson, the best mobile QB in the league, a run/pass option on 4th & 1 is just dumb IMO.

Elections have consequences & New York City is about to find that out.