Shrek 2 didn’t have to be this great they did that for us ok

Don’t know what I did to my Spotify playlists but guess I listen to music in Spanish now

When I see people I know at planet fitness… I probably have no idea because I’m blind as shit

Need someone to come thru and kick my ass

Started the tour last night and truly WTF. So many of you told so many friends about what we’ve been building together, and it’s grown into this enormous club of people that UNDERSTAND IT. AJR is not for everyone. It’s for you guys.

Probably going to goto the AJR concert alone and I don’t even care I can’t wait it is SO CLOSE

I wanna go back back back but that’s life

Cat finally comfortable laying belly exposed and I can not stop taking pics

I have snapchat friends that became my friends from inheriting the metro number of previous friends who got their lives together

Apple Watch betrayed me today by somehow catching my arm hair in its wheel of torture so it’s over

Man I love a good overture

The South Park anniversary concert was such a gift to us

Weekends ruined because I discovered a stretch mark on my titty 😞

Help I need a haircut

Jonathan Groff

Not mentally stable enough for purchasing real estate

Convinced my roommate has a collection of his pubey face hairs to spread around the bathroom within hours of me cleaning it

How do I explain to my cat that we all live in a completely different location now and he has to deal

Fuck I missed the sun

I fucking hate birds and I’m sick of pretending I don’t